The true need for Al?

A man walks down the street, he’s having a mid life crisis. He is feeling soft in the middle and wondering why the rest of his life is so hard. His guiding light has been lost to age and wondering who will be his role model.

Well, AI, if you had AI in 1986 you could have saved yourself a whole heap of trouble writing this crappy tune!

Do you get it? I wager Betty does.

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  1. Clay Lowe3 January 2025 at 04:42

    i don't want to end up like a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard, and can somebody shut those dogs up?!

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